Why Caillou is BANNED in our house.

If you have not seen the show "Caillou" count yourself lucky! This show is about a bald child that is allowed to do basically whatever the fuck he wants. 

At first I thought it was cute. I would put it on in the background while I played with my baby on the floor. One day I actually paid attention to the thing...and holy shit guys, I wanted to put that kid in a year long time out!

To call the kid whiney would be a gross understatement! He basically kicks and screams until his weak ass parents give in and give him whatever he wants. Great job Mom & Dad! Now you have taught the little fucker "If I scream when Mommy & Daddy tell me no, they will give in and give me whatever I want". Good luck with THAT when Caillou is a teenager!

Eventually my kid said "Mommy? I don't want to watch Caillou any more!"

"Why not?" I asked

"Because he is a BAD boy and he doesn't listen to his Mommy or Daddy!"

I have to say, as a Mom, that made me feel pretty DAMN proud!

SO one thing I will thank that little bastard Caillou for, is showing my kid that when you are an ornery little shit, other kids won't want to be around you.

Don't believe it could be THAT bad? Have a watch! Trust me when I say he is the embodiment of every child you see kicking and screaming on the floor at Walmart while the parents bribe him with a toy to be good.

Don't say I didn't warn you though! lol